justin@imleavingyoutheshow.com
Email me for any reason.
What follows is a short list of reasons to email me if you’re having trouble coming up with one. Feel free to use them in the subject line.
- Your child continues to get upset that dinosaurs no longer roam the earth.
- You’ve accidentally bought pore maximizing cream.
- You bought the book Mack Daddy: Mastering Fatherhood without Losing Your Cool, Your Style, or Your Mind By Larry Bleidner and would like to make fun of its cover.
- Disappointment in your pet.
- You are constantly being told to “get real” by people with no admirable traits.
- Fashion is passing you by.
- You feel you’re a failure.
- Transmogrification.
- You’ve had an unpleasant experience with meat from a gas station.
- As a result of Dora the Explorer and Go Diego, Go, your child wishes to explore the unknown without adult supervision.
- Your child talks in 3rd person like Elmo.
- You feel you “air-quote” too often.
- Your child is dead-set that her/his only goal in life is to avenge the death of a family member.
- Oblivion/Doom.
- Trouble in technology-land.
- Becoming a chrono-naut.
- Astronomy 101.
- Establishing a terrible credit score just to see the disappointed look on the Mercedes Benz salesman’s face.
- Health Insurance henchmen are lurking in the bushes.
- Your child has expressed an interest in the arts no matter how much you convince her/him that there is no future in it.
Love your site! Wonderful writing, and I am giggling to myself in bed. Hope I get to see you soon!
HUGS
alisa